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Chaos looks good on you.

Chaos looks good on you.

She’s a fun-loving, health-conscious mom and a registered dietitian who’s all about keeping things real — and manageable. Whether it’s simplifying meal prep, finding products that actually help, or juggling chaotic mornings with a little more grace, Marco’s here to make everyday family life a little easier (and a lot more nourishing).

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Pastries - $4

Butter Croissant - $2.5

Coffee/Tea - $1

Fresh Juice - $2

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Meet Marco

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Pastries - $4

Butter Croissant - $2.5

Coffee/Tea - $1

Fresh Juice - $2

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Meet Mayhem

She’s an unapologetically bold executive who thrives in the middle of beautiful chaos. Between board meetings and bedtime stories, Mayhem keeps her edge — fueled by coffee, playlists, and products that match her energy. She blends motherhood with music, ambition with attitude, and she’s not here to water any of it down.

Together Marco + Mayhem are two sides of the same wild ride.

Real moms navigating real life — and sharing the tools, products, and tips that help them do it on their own terms.

Real Life

Coffee Cups

Mom-Life
Hacks & Humor

Because raising tiny humans is equal parts chaos + comedy. And all help is welcome.​

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Healthy Eating Tricks

RD-approved shortcuts + snack hacks that make family meals doable (and even fun).​

Real Recommendations

Fruits and Vegetables

Work-Life Hacks & Sanity Savers

Juggling meetings + meltdowns takes more than coffee. Gear + mindset that actually help.

Citrus Fruits

Music Mood + Everyday Edge

Concert-ready picks, playlist-worthy finds, and small joys that keep the volume up when life gets loud.​

Pick your poison...er, platform. Go where you're most comfortable—we're there. 

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Nutrition note:

"Marco" is a Registered Dietitian, but she's not your dietitian. Content here is for general education + laughs, not medical advice. Always check with your healthcare provider for personalized recommendations.

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